i am destructive!

so my move to philly has had ups and downs. i dont like that there is no balcony in my house, and i do not like going on the wee wee pads. i want a back yard. i get really mad at mommy b/c i cant run around. i jump on her glass coffee table and i chewed her ottoman. i cant help it! i'm cooped up too much!!

i have been fully vegan for 6 months now. (besides the chewies mommy gives me, and sometimes leftover treats that my snobby brother cooper doesnt eat. like yummm lamb ears)

i eat the natural balance veggie formula dog food and i love it! i eat 2 scoops a day and then i poop it out asap. all that fiber. i also love field roast, tofurkey, and carrot sticks. i dont like apple treats! mommy sleeps a lot! she fell asleep on a friday night (that is OUR night to hang) so while she was passed out on the couch i went to town on my favorite - pillows!!! i love love love chewing pillows they are so fluffy and fun to play with. they make a HUGE mess that i can lay around in. i imagine this is what it's like when you're sleeping on a cloud. mommy gets mad but she should pay more attention to me and not fall asleep. silly silly!

let it snow!?!?!

i know you all want to see my action shots.

subway!

gahhh mommy is neglecting my needs. i want to play in the mud and lie in the sun. i do not like getting bundled up, brought on the philly subways, and then forced to walk in the snow/salt. the salt hurts my paws and mommy makes me walk fast so i cant sniff for other babies.

baby it's cold outside!

mommy brings me to work but it is so cold in her office. she lets me wear her hoodie. i am grumpy b/c i dont like it when she pays attention to her computer and not to me, the baby!